Low-Fidelity Prototypes
My name is Victor and I am a UX designer and CEO of Astral Experiences, and we believe that we have the most innovative device on the market for our fast-changing world. In the first time in the universe, this product can successfully induce astral projection most of the time. And what kind of product has this kind of success rate? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Taihu astral projection device ©.
You heard me right. Why have a normal Taihu stone placed in a garden when you can have this one? Inspired by our experiences of seeing the stones up close, we have used state of the art quantum technology to design our product.
So how does it work? Well, you buy it. You stand in front of it. And then you let it do its thing.
And what’s in it for us? In the next 12 months, we will have 1000 devices, that is $110 profit per device, we are talking $110K per year. And we have already started this ladies and gentlemen our first prototypes have just been used by our customers. Here are their stories.
My mom had told me to claim tax on my travel expenses to the Lion Grove Garden in Suzhou. Said it would be worth the time, that there would be Taihu limestones. Giant rocks with dark-gaping holes in the middle of garden ponds. But now that I am balanced inside one, with knees to my chest, the rocks look more like dried intestines. My ass is starting to hurt, and it smells like unused diapers in here.
I carefully grease my black wet hair back and look out through the sun rays and across to the algae-green pond. In between the lotus flowers and the camellias, I see locals and tourists. Their sunglasses hide their eyes, but they are totally judging me. I reach into the pockets of my wet suit-pants that have tethered onto my thighs. My new Samsung phone still wet, no charge.
As I attempt to wiggle it back into my pockets, the Taihu stone deeply grazes across my knuckles. Stabbing into me like bleached coral. The cold-white limestone chips, its dust sparkles into my ripped skin.
